Transporter 2

Some of you may remember that little movie called The Transporter, featuring me in the lead role before being cut in the 11th hour and being replaced by Jason Statham. They attributed this decision to my over-zealous female fan base and wanted to target young males with the movie’s action scenes. Here was the original poster for the movie:

Original Movie Poster of The Transporter

As you all may know, The Transporter 2 is coming out in September and I have been screwed over by production once again! They have used advanced digital technology (that puts Star Wars III to shame) to superimpose Mr. Statham’s face onto my body throughout the movie. I have been unable thus far to retrieve the original movie poster for Transporter 2 due to tight secure security (because of the leak the first time). But I will succeed! And when I do, rest assured the truth shall be revealed on this site.