Because I’m Bored

(From Jen’s blog)

Ten Random Things About Me
1. I once broke and dislocated my left pinky simultaneously.
2. I like ice cream sandwiches.
3. I’m a dollar menu guy.
4. I wanted to be a scientist back in elementary school.
5. I once kicked someone’s ass outside a Starbucks, he started it.
6. I was the bully of my kindergarten class.
7. I also had a white, blonde girlfriend in kindergarten.
8. I have an inner monologue, much like J.D. from the show Scrubs.
9. I hate those stupid one dollar coins.
10. I used to play the violin.

Nine Places I’ve Visited
1. Taiwan
2. South Beach Miami, FL
3. Daytona Beach, FL
4. Toronto, Canada
5. Los Angeles, CA
6. Binghamton, NY
7. Las Vegas, NV
8. Philadelphia, PA
9. Washington, DC

Eight Things I Want To Do Before I Die (not in any particular order)
1. Go sky diving.
2. Have a three-some, the kind with 2 ladies.
3. Buy out or destroy the companies on my shit list (ie. AOL, Royal Rent a Car).
4. Be able to take 10 shots without puking.
5. Buy a Ferrari.
6. Have a building named after me.
7. Find an awesome wife.
8. Have an awesome family.

Seven Ways to Win My Respect
1. Be confident without coming off as cocky.
2. Be generous and friendly.
3. Be self-sufficient.
4. Consistently beat me in Counter Strike.
5. Make me laugh.
6. Don’t be afraid to tell it like it is.
7. Be able to say “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers” 5 times quickly.

Six Things I Believe In
1. Aliens.
2. Pastel colored polo shirts are GAY.
3. Idleness is the holiday of fools.
4. George W. Bush should not be President.
5. Money may not buy happiness but it certainly facilitates happiness. Money eliminates a LOT of worries, concerns, and obligations in your life. It makes being happy that much easier.
6. Jessica Simpson just acts stupid. And she’s HOT.

Five Things I’m Afraid Of
1. Large insects
2. Failure
3. Candyman
4. Bloody Mary
5. The demon spawn created by hooking up Candyman with Bloody Mary

Four of My Favorite Items in My Bedroom
1. Computer
2. Mini-fridge
3. Bed
4. Leather chair

Three Things I Do Everyday
1. Check my email
2. Think about girls and sex
3. Shower

Two Things I’m Trying To Do Now
1. Start my own succesful business over the summer
2. Wondering whether I will actually go to the gym everyday this summer

One Person I Want To See Right Now
1. Her.